my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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