don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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