I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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