P.S. I can't hear my feet
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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