the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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