I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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