You're completely useless in the revolution.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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