I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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