had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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