Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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