I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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