My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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