i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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