I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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