I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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