New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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