its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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