apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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