Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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