found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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