You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I could fuck to npr.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Shame is for Republicans.
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