sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
