I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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