the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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