at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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