a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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