Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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