why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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