my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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