nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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