You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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