He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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