Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
