She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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