I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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