Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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