so explain again why im purple
no
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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