If that was your dad, he is hot
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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