You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
