Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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