Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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