scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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