he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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