I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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