whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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