I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My penis needs a shock collar
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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