check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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