Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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