they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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