Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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