no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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