Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
it glows. i had to have it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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