Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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