You made me cry and you don't even care
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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