Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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