Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was not drunk enough for that final.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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